Silent Prayer

Vani was a compering a guest talk
She started the function with this blunder: "I Call up on Ms Rajasree for a silent prayer"

The first recruitment drive for 14th batch

Friends, this happened in 3rd sem!!

As per the instructions in mail sent by placement group,some 8 guys from tim went to the recruitment drive took place in adoor.Some people, looks like school students was organising the process.They told us to remit 100 rs each to participate in the recruitment drive.They said, all of us have aptitude tests and Gds.After aptitude test we came to know that we are the only MBA people.So next round was Gd.we all are put in different groups.Before my GD, Ganesh came out and told me his topic was "IS DOG'S TALE OR CATS TALE,BETTER".I was amazed with the different GD topic and went to GD. Prior to Gd, when they asked, anybody attended GD before,nobody stood up.The topic was simple, fashion shows in kerala.

The moment topic was announced somebody blasted."fashion shows cannot be conducted in kera...." Another one doesn't let him complete."Sir please hear my point FIRST; fashion shows are against our culture.. One girl on the extreme left stood up and said.. SAAARRR HEAR MY POINT, fashion shows are good but,.....

After two minutes..

The guy who was conducting the GD announced..

THIS GD IS DISPERSED (:

Cold War

Tittu, Titty,Tijo are sitting together in their room..
Tittu toTijo:da, titty ippol SHETHA-KALA-SAMARATHILA...
Titty:SHETHA-KALA-SAMARAMO? athentha?
Tijo: da, coldwar.
Titty:coldwar !!.i have heard about this.. what is it?
Tittu:u dont know? it comes in negotiable instruements act..
Titty( checking with books): Negotiable instruments !!,there are only three...promissory note, cheque, bill of exchange..Is coldwar also there????

INNOVATION TAKEOVER NEWSLETTER:VIBRATIONS

11/05/09: A vibrant young man was taking class about ATTRITION rate in organisations.He asked for any innovative suggestions from students that can be employed in organisations to reduce attrition rate .Sebi came up with the idea of encouraging marriage between employees of the same organisation.

I GOT ANOTHER IDEA FROM YOUR IDEA

29/06/09:Jnaneswar sir & gayatri mam officially declared the news of their marriage.

Tittu & Mess:1

Alex sir , on seeing there was no 'pappadam' with 'parippu' curry ; felt angry and fired tittu : Whenever we cook 'parippu' curry you should provide pappadam.
OK ??
Tittu, without any reaction; told simply:" then, we neednot cook parippu curry"

Tittu & Mess:2

Alex sir is in charge of mess; he called tittu (mess representative) for the change he did.
Tittu, you can't change everything like that..we have had BIRIYANI for friday lunch for years; but you change it all of a sudden.You should roll back..
Tittu answered:"Ok Sir, but our students dont have a practice of having fried rice in tuesday,so let me change that "

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(it was the time when fried rice was just introduced in tuesday's menu)

"For" Mahendran Sir

One day mahendran sir called me and asked:"renjith..who is reserve bank governor?..i was surprised..and after a thought ; i said "subbrao ".
Mahendran sir exploded: Ennada subrao ninte grandfather-aa; Dr Subrao ennu solleda..